prank calls|prank ideas|funny pranks

Itch powder: secretly scattered at a friend’s shoulders, while he was itching Wawataijiao!
Hot Toothpick: The toothpick more tick more spicy and friends after dinner, please use a toothpick, imagine their expressions!
Long ashes: Cigarettes containing treated steel bars, how are soot does not fall down!
Pseudo-Beer: It seems that a kind of beer Jiugen later on are not afraid of Guanjiu a! You can also ask a friend to drink, guess what his face?
Dirty soap: wash hands with soap a result, the more hand-wash more dirty!

Two people pretending to carrying a piece of glass to the face of those who came around, you can note that many people will go from around quickly, not through the middle from you!

Note: Two are better co-ordination, showing carefully lift the glass look.
Unpredictable consequences: courageous, and believe my eyes may be from among you through the go, Qiu big!

Very pretentiously pretending to with your friends (only male), said: “hey ~ you know, often people who palms will sy black Jesus ~!” Haha, then, if the former had never been to this when the people 100% would be looked down look at the palm of his. This time Well, whatever you how yy

To prepare back-up playing people get to there early on weekdays, more than ready to more world-class brand of handbags, boxes, etc. (there is a better kind), and then count the prospective shopper always sticks out a good time and place of the project, at the same time inadvertently left escapement with adidas, nike his right hand leaving for ELLE, and then after holding a three-SPRIT loaded body appearance, greeting today after Dakan what luck, they hit two discount stores folded (again Tuomohengfei describe some), the door must squeeze rotten No longer do not like the post-hastily said good-bye and told him to put himself back to rush things … … Haha, I have observed unbeaten Oh!

Mou Jun gambling. One day I get counties to gamble, leaving only 180 to block the money can be a taxi back to 200. He thought of the future opportunity of talking to the brother to talk about, may have let it. Results truck to Chengdu, he told the brother said: I beg your pardon Kazakhstan, today I’m feeling good, Jiusheng more than 180, the difference you point, sorry ha. The results that the brother is not down to teach him verbally, but also said it is difficult to listen to. That he owed people money, not good attack. So many things that day passed.

It took another two or three months, he went to gamble a result, I’m feeling good, winning thousands. When to go or return to Chengdu, a row of parked outside the casino lease, you may have 20 or so. He went out to see the last one is that the brother scolded him. So he did something. . . .

A very abnormal thing
He first went to the first car front
Him: How many sore right to Chengdu?
Columbia: 200 (This is the pass price)
Him: do not you go 300 Nang?
Columbia: walked, 300 which do not go, let us
He: So you’re halfway to brake foot Oh!
Columbia: Gansha sub-Well?
Him: you give me oral sex
Columbia:! #%% … Tnn … -** j
Him verbally. He left, and then to the first two two cars, is also just remarks of the dialogue. The results are the same. . . . In front of more than 10 vehicles are said, and finally to the curse of the brother of his car when the

He asked: 300 money, Chengdu do not you go?
Columbia: To three definitely go scatter! !
Him: That I have a request, you have to go ahead of all the vehicles there. With those of Costa Rica said: 300 money, I go! Oh, and better look happy!
Columbia: This is a simple Caesar!
Then he went to all the brother in front of greeting:
300 money, Chengdu, I go!

1) When the elevator is only one person but you, pat his / her shoulder, then pretend it’s not your doing.

2) Press the lift button, pretending to be in shock. Of others and smiled, then pretended to be electrocuted once.

3) standing next to the button, followed by others that you would help them press. And then deliberately pressed the wrong floor.

4) calls to psychic hotlines, so that they can guess your first layers.

5) Hold down the “open-door key” that you have such a friend, later on to shut the door on the air, said: “Lao Zhang, this time, so why then?”

6) intentionally dropped a pen. Such as when it was picked up shouting: “Do not touch my stuff!”

7) Take the camera to take pictures of each elevator.

to move into a table. Whenever someone came in and asked: “Do you have an appointment it?”

9) Shop a twister mat (for more than a game to play Twister check out the location of the blanket). Asked other people whether or not to play with.

10) In the corner, put a little box. Whenever someone came in and asked if they heard the sound of ticking.

11) pretend you are a flight attendant, the implementation of emergency procedures, and passengers should be evacuated along with.

12) asked people: “Do you feel that something you like?”

13) close to a person. From time to time to hear his / her body odor.

14), etc. When closed the door and shouted: “Well, all right! The door opened!”

15) pretend Hui Da Cangying.

16) Tell others you can see them in Emmanuel.

17) shouted: “Let’s Group Hug (1 kinds of people still act together)!.” And then forcing everyone to do.

18) to make a painful expression, tapping his forehead, whispered: “The line of the! You all shut up!”

In one study up my classmates put their names on the mobile phone into a 110, and then hiding in the back door of this unfortunate child’s phone call
Unlucky child holding a cell phone shouted: “I am X, 110 call me!”

Classroom suddenly so nervous, all to watch the expression urging, fast access ah
“Hello Hello, here are 110 police center, you are certain you?”
“!!!!… Yes .. ”
“A hotel burglary, robbery took place, and we found that night you have been opened in the hotel room, please help us investigate, the school we have notice, dashing out to the school janitor’s room, a police pick you up at the door.”

“… Yes, right away …”

Hang the innocent eyes of a child bad luck so far let me forget, sorry to tell people, I do not know these things, and such and such day I open rooms not seen looting, really. ”

Roared with laughter, but also refused to take a shame, and unfortunate children to wear a coat and ran outside their classroom door did not forget to come back to say: “look for counselor to save me”

After 10 minutes …..

The class already know the truth, unfortunate child is back

“I am X, engage in any practice, where a police, I have trouble playing 110 detainees there would say that I”

Whole class laughed again, and only in my sweat, silly 13 children, was also hit 110, almost ruined me ..

Truth, I asked unlucky children to eat meals a week, every play he will eat red I yelled: “eternal with rice is also poured my anger!”

Extended a finger, and asked someone, “This is a few”Once again extended two fingers, and asked someone, “This is a few”Three fingers stretched out again, and asked others to “1 +1 is a few”10 years up to 1 correct answer